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Pro football coach Rex Ryan recently faced an identity crisis. Last month, he became top banana of the Buffalo Bills. The problem was that Mr. Ryan's body included a tattoo of Mrs. Ryan wearing the uniform of a quarterback who once played for the team Ryan formerly coached. Rex and his brain trust quickly concluded that fans in Buffalo and western New York would not be enchanted if he sported a tattoo featuring their downstate rival.
The quick-thinking Mr. Ryan decided that a visit to a tattoo parlor near the site of this year's Super Bowl game was just the place to set matters straight.
According to a Wall Street Journal report summarized in nj.com, Ryan changed the tattoo from New York Jet green to Buffalo Bills blue. He kept the missus on his skin, while the quarterback...well, let's just say his contract was not renewed.
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