Florida governor Rick Scott |
Ah, yes, the Sunshine State. It's a cozy home for drug lords, Medicare cheats, communities filled with the nearly dead, and wacky politicians. I took a glance at the Miami Herald (a relatively sane, South Florida oasis of journalism), and here's a sampler of today's stories:
- Republican governor Rick Scott cancelled a $25,000/head fund raiser, which featured a live alligator hunt. Keep in mind that 'gators are a federally protected species.
- Polk County sheriff's deputies arrested Pastor Terry Jones today. He intended to burn thousands of Qurans as a protest to the events of September 11, 2001.
- The former CEO of a South Florida psychiatric hospital was sentenced to 25 years for milking the Medicare system out of $67 million. The now-convicted felon is 60 years old.
These are not particularly unusual stories to emerge from the Sunshine State. Trust me: California has nothing on Florida when it comes to wackiness.
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