NFL Star Joe Montana's Investment Firm: A Cautionary Tale

Joe Montana
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If you were to ask what Joe Montana, Ronnie Lott, and Harris Barton have in common, most Bay Area residents and pro football fans would say "San Francisco 49ers." And that would be a correct answer, but not the only answer. The NFL trio also founded a tech investment firm called HRJ Capital during the go-go days of the initial Internet stock boom. (We are experiencing the second, equally feverish Internet IPO wave now.) According to the interesting reporter Peter Delevett's story in siliconvalley.com, Joe Cool and his pals at their zenith managed two billion dollars in assets. However, when the Internet gold turned to dust, HRJ Capital encountered severe financial issues. Given that two of HRJ's clients were Barry Bonds and Peyton Manning, the firm's fiscal crisis must have generated some interesting conversations (particularly with the notoriously surly Bonds). In 2009, Lott, Harris, et al., sold the business to a Swiss enterprise called Capital Dynamics. (Montana had jumped ship in 2005.)

Apparently, the yodelers did not perform sufficient due diligence. The Swiss ended up on the wrong end of expensive litigation. Recently, the opposing sides reached a settlement that cost the European mountain men a mere nine million dollars. As was often the case during the 49ers run to glory, Montana and his two teammates were not penalized, not even for holding.

110-Year-Old Holocaust Survivor -- RIP

Alice Herz-Sommer
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Alice Herz-Sommer, a Jewish-Czech pianist who survived concentration camp incarceration during World War II, passed away recently at age 110.

Her remarkable story became the subject of a book and is currently the focus of an Oscar-nominated documentary. Details about Herz-Sommer's life and perspectives on her experiences were included in the Associated Press obituary that was picked up in today's sfgate.com.

Intriguingly, as a young girl, she met Franz Kafka, who was a friend of Herz-Sommer's brother-in-law. Apparently, she "enjoyed the stories that (Kafka) told." Unstated was whether the author's stories included references to a castle.

Sole "Made in France" Beret Manufacturer Making Last Stand

OK, here's a quick quiz for you: what's the difference between a genuine French beret and impostors? If you answered (a) made from wool, (b) weatherproof and (c) includes a leather interior ring to snugly fit one's head, you win. If you added (d) doesn't smell when wet, you get extra credit. (I suppose you can use that in the afterlife.)

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According to a Bloomberg News story picked up by the Chicago Tribune, the traditional, authentic "made in France" beret is in danger of becoming commercially extinct. Only one manufacturer -- Laulhere -- remains from a once-thriving industry. France's issue is that cheaper Asian competitors produce berets for a fraction of what the real thing costs. (Full disclosure: I own two black impostor berets.)

The notion of a Frenchman or Frenchwoman wearing a cheap beret made 10,000 miles from Paris is a tough one to swallow. The French have historically protected firms from foreign acquisition. The government also subsidizes "strategic corporations," such as its aerospace enterprises. Sometimes national pride has a price. Is it time for the French government to protect a symbol of its Gallic identity?

USPS Planning Steve Jobs, Jimi Hendrix Postage Stamps

A Steve Jobs postage stamp
from Mozambique, circa 2011
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The United States Postal Service used to produce simple stamps for a simpler time. The current USPS regime has decided to "engage" postal service users by creating groovy, somewhat celebrity-driven stamps.

According to a Washington Post article, the cherished dead who will appear opposite lickable stamp surfaces include Steve Jobs, Jimi Hendrix, and Johnny Carson. I like the idea of placing these figures on some "forever" postage stamps, although I'm trying to imagine any of the three actually mailing a letter.

Washington State Swamped With Pot Growing License Applications

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While Wall Street analysts and ambitious politicians grasp at nearly any job creation straw, there's one industry that can't keep up with demand. Pot growing entrepreneurs have inundated Washington State with applications to grow weed. The Pacific Northwest state recently legalized the regulated cultivation and sale of pot. According to an article in today's Seattle Times, Washington's Liquor Control Board (LCB) had initially assumed a cap of two million square feet would be sufficient for the state's marijuana planters. The LCB misjudged demand by approximately thirty-three million square feet. Oops.

In fairness, the Seattle Times story noted that the Obama Administration influenced Washington State's planning. Essentially, the Feds didn't want extensive fields of pot plants, as DC bureaucrats didn't want Washington State to export its product to adjacent states where weed remains illegal.

Scottish University Elects Edward Snowden as Its New Rector

The University of Glasgow elects a rector every few years to represent its students and to help administer university resources. That's the theory. In practice, students use the vote and the candidates to make a statement about some aspect of world affairs. No one expects the elected officials, who are often highly visible, globally known figures, to be involved in the academic institution's daily operations.

Edward Snowden

If history is any guide, the Glaswegian students are a feisty lot. According to a Financial Times article, the U's voters have nominated and elected figures such as Winnie Mandela to the rectorship. This year, the University of Glasgow student body has outdone its predecessors by electing none other than Edward Snowden as the university's next rector.

One can only wonder what the American government, which has branded Snowden a traitor, thinks of this development.

World Press Freedom Index: For the USA, no Gold, no Silver, no Bronze

A French-origin organization called "Reporters Without Borders" (or RSB, to follow the French acronym) recently released its "World Press Freedom Index." The measure calculates, in the venture's words, "the negative impacts of conflicts on freedom of information and its protagonists." The index does not offer Americans much solace: The United States ranked #46 in RSB's roundup. In fairness, a number of the 45 countries above the USA, such as Andorra and Cape Verde, have marginal global gravitas. However, America's press freedom -- a bulwark of our nation's Constitution -- seems to have eroded, thus reducing respect for information freedom here and around the globe.

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Naturally, the Snowden affair loomed large in RSB's unflattering evaluation. And overall, the Obama Administration's ruthless intimidation tactics against whistleblowers and leakers (though not against its own sanctioned purveyors of privileged information) lowered RSB's estimate of American press freedom.

Our nation ought to be ashamed by the RSB report. Liberals, in particular, should look in its collective political mirror. The American left has reluctantly criticized the Administration for its blunt attempt to muzzle bad news through punitive jail terms, intimidating enforcement tactics, and Mafia-like silence. In fairness, news organizations, including strange bedfellows such as Fox News and The New York Times, have pushed back against 44's intent to silence those who attempt to illuminate his administration's darker corners. Alas, the champions of press freedom are diminishing in number and clout, while there is greater national comfort with corporate, political, and governmental secrecy.

PS. Thanks to the financial blog zerohedge.com for bringing this story to its readers' attention.

Verizon Pushes FCC to Turn Off LA Office Tower's Lights

Yesterday, I did not realize fluorescent lights could disrupt wireless communications. Ah, what a difference a day makes. A piece in today's theverge.com reported on issues Verizon has experienced with a Los Angeles office tower illuminated with the offending light bulbs. Initially, Verizon had to identify the source of the service disruption. After some sleuthing, the wireless provider determined the Ernst and Young Plaza structure was the culprit. Verizon complained to the FCC, and the Feds began to hondle with the building's owners.

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The problem has not yet been resolved, according to theverge.com's story. What's curious about the episode is the FCC's involvement. At first blush, one would assume wireless cases would naturally fall into the Federal Communication Commission's purview. Not so fast. Sometime in the FCC's history, the agency became the regulatory agency for fluorescent light bulbs. According to theverge.com's piece, these particular lights "are regulated by the FCC since they fall under 'industrial, scientific, and medical (ISM) equipment.'"

You can't make this stuff up.

Bay Area's Young Tech's "Clusters of Affluence" Rattle Established Neighborhoods

The local impact of Silicon Valley's gold rush attained unwanted publicity in late 2013. At that time, some San Francisco and East Bay residents protested Google commuter buses whisking away young, prosperous tech engineers to their Valley employers. Beyond the free, employer-sponsored transportation, residents cited how the young tech crowd drove up rents, transformed working-class areas into hipster enclaves, and seemed largely disconnected to their established neighbors.

Mission Dolores
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found on missionlocal.org

The Mission district, home to a large Hispanic population, has become a favored bedroom community for the young, the tech, the proud. A generation ago, I briefly lived adjacent to the Mission district. The area had the singular advantage of being in San Francisco's sun belt, which I enjoyed. My apartment's kitchen window looked out over the neighborhood and the Bay. Mission Dolores, after which the neighborhood is named, was a short walk from my residence. Very, very few of the homes or apartment buildings (and certainly not mine) seemed made to order for $10,000 per month rents.

Times change, and $10K per month is what a two-bedroom in the Mission neighborhood can now command. Who can afford them? You guessed it: the "I-can-have-it-all" tech employees. And are they paying? Yes, they are. The disruption to an established community such as the Mission's is palpable, ongoing, and in some circles, desirable.

Today's sfgate.com includes an article in which a data specialist identifies San Francisco's "clusters of affluence." The Mission neighborhood is among them. The story notes how legislation called the Ellis Act was used by some San Francisco landlords to shoehorn out lower-paying (but paying) tenants and welcome prosperous techies at substantially higher rents. (Ah, the "rule of law!")

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The "clusters of affluence" notion makes a great deal of sense. New York (Manhattan and Whole Foods Brooklyn), Seattle, and Chicago, for example, include neighborhoods where the young, affluent, and tech-savvy can keep themselves company. Long-tenured residents? Well, they can move elsewhere, often drab inner-ring suburbs, can't they.

This phenomenon is making American cities more akin to European urban areas, in which the central city is home to the affluent and the suburbs (with certain elite exceptions) are for everyone else. It's an apt symbol of two Americas that does not bode well for the future.