Wednesday, April 23, 2014

FCC Backs "Pay to Play" Internet Access

FCC chairman Tom Wheeler
(Image: newyorker.com)
Later this week, the FCC will propose new Internet access regulations which will effectively cost consumers a lot of money. As siliconvalley.com's Levi Sumagaysay noted, the new "pay-to-play" Internet will open high-speed access to the top bids and more or less compel the likes of Netflix to pay for preferential treatment. The new FCC chairman, Tom Wheeler, certainly understands the issues underlying the proposals. After all, he was a former cable TV lobbyist. As it happens, firms such as Comcast and Verizon stand to make a bonanza from the new regulations' impact.

In fairness, the FCC was pushed into a corner via recent judicial decisions that effectively punctured Net neutrality as a legal concept. What's striking is the unwillingness of Congress, or any power structure, to maintain an Internet that retains a sense of individual freedom and a sense of unpredictability. Well, it was nice while it lasted, eh?

Friday, April 18, 2014

NY Times' "Exclusive" on Elizabeth Gilbert's House Sale, or "What's Wrong With This Picture?"

Elizabeth Gilbert
Good Friday was certainly good for Eat Pray Love author Elizabeth Gilbert. In a piece many people would have gladly paid thousands of dollars to place, The New York Times' online edition today included an "exclusive" (the Times' own characterization) on Ms. Gilbert's impending house sale. This article's teaser and link appeared on the Times' splash page (thank you), included a generous photo of the rural New Jersey home on which Gilbert has put a "for sale" sign (thank you, again), and rambled for hundreds of words about the structure and of course, the wonderful Elizabeth Gilbert (one more time, thank you).

The piece's most shameless part was its inclusion of the listing agent's name, contact phone number, and asking price for the house. It even included the current property taxes on it and open house dates! Now, if you're thinking of selling your home, you should seriously consider getting cozy with someone at the paper that insists it selects "All the News That's Fit to Print." Now that I'm thinking about it, perhaps the Times put out its own "for sale" sign for feature stories. Favors and crony corruption come in many forms, as the Times knows only too well.

The Elizabeth Gilbert story comes on the heels of the Times' dismal showing at this year's Pulitzer Prize awards. If one has even minimal journalistic standards, the Gilbert piece is nothing less than a black eye for a once-proud newspaper. What's wrong with the Times? The thinking and execution of the puff piece on behalf of Elizabeth Gilbert is a good place to start one's exploration.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

US Prices for Beef, Shrimp, Pork, OJ at Record Highs

I went to a gas station today and noticed the price of regular had increased since my previous fill-up. This fact puzzled me, as the Feds and some Wall Street shills have declared "core" inflation moribund in the United States. As I understand it, "core" inflation statistics exclude fuel and food prices, which are considered "volatile." In other words, if one considers breakfast, lunch, dinner, transportation, light, and heat as something other than necessary, then one's personal economic situation is just fine.

However, as a piece in the financial blog zero hedge.com observed today, We the People now face record high prices for pork, shrimp, beef and orange juice. The post cites Bureau of Labor Statistics data to lend credibility to its point. The writer could have easily included all seafood in its collection of record prices. Thanks to last summer's drought, the continuing lack of rainfall in agricultural California, and the harsh US winter, vegetable prices (including animal fodder) are roaring upward. Inflation? Nah, just some "volatility" that happens to impact those least able to negotiate its impacts.


Monday, April 14, 2014

SuperShuttle Van Carjacked in San Francisco

Image: supershuttle.com
Airport vans are a common sight at terminals from Logan Airport in Boston to LAX in the City of the Angels. They serve a purpose, especially for travelers who blanch at sky-high cab fares to an airport. I've taken my share of airport vans without incident.

Not everyone is so lucky. Early yesterday morning, four passengers of a San Francisco airport van got the surprise of their lives when their vehicle was carjacked by another traveler. According to a story in sfgate.com, the foursome was allowed out of the van unharmed, along with their luggage, after a short ride in San Francisco. The pirated vehicle was later found abandoned in an East Bay community, far from the carjacking scene.

"I don't remember this ever happening," a SuperShuttle spokeswoman said, "and I've been with the company for 26 years."

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Sunday in the Park with Amy

Child with Butterfly Wings
Union Square, April 2014
My wife Amy and I visited New York's Union Square Park this afternoon. With the spring weather more sympathetic to summer than winter, we sat on a bench and watched people enjoy themselves. I had not spent time with a park bench in years, and I found the experience refreshing. The bench provides a vantage point to observe two areas of interest: facial expressions and profiles. Since the subjects imagine themselves visually anonymous, they tend to reveal something of their inner lives with every step they take. Sometimes, the facial gestures correspond with a bluntly stated perspective. At times, the profiles seem sharply etched against the sky or trees. Thankfully, relatively few people were immersed in their mobile devices.

Behind the bench was a small doggy playpen, where humans threw balls for the canines to fetch. Both species were on best behavior this afternoon, although the first hint of summer's more unpleasant odors came from the pooch pen. Interestingly, no birds were sighted in any trees, although a couple of women climbed up to lower branches and posed for photographs (not my wife's). Three young women wore rabbit ears that would have embarrassed Bugs Bunny. I never did learn why the trio wore the ears. At least they didn't wear a rabbit tail or have their boobs showing in provocative positions.

Strand Bookstore
(Image: wikipedia)
Later, we visited the Strand Book Store, the site of my first job after college graduation. Of course, the establishment is quite different from the Wild West atmosphere I knew as an employee. It remains a determinedly independent book store and has avoided surrendering to Amazon's anaconda-like squeeze. Alas, as a sign of the times, the Strand does not appear to carry any book galleys. Many bibliophiles thrived among the fifty-cent treasures galleys offered astute readers. Those days are now gone, as online galleys have largely muscled out their old-fashioned paper siblings.

The Strand is two blocks from Union Square. Amy and I returned to the park, where children played and adults lingered. My wife noted that the park had changed from my days shelving books at the Strand. She also believes that change is the one constant in our lives. I replied that many people in the world do not share that line of reasoning. Quiz Sicilians about how much change they experience or expect, and the answer would be a chilling "none." Ask an Indian preparing for an arranged marriage what societal change they anticipate, and the reply would likely be nada. Take a poll among religious zealots (choose any faith) and ask them about change. However, Amy has a point. The New York where I grew up and lived my early adult years has evolved into something I barely recognize. I can swing with that change, and I'm slowly, but surely, discovering a fresh New York that I can again call my own.



Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Obama Money Man Gives Pro-Comcast Merger Testimony to US Senate

David Cohen
(Image: corporate.comcast.com)
The name "David Cohen" may not be a household word. However, the company he represents -- Comcast -- is in more households than nearly any other cable television provider. Cohen recently testified on behalf of his employer during Senate hearings on the Comcast-Time Warner Cable (TWC) merger.

While many US mainstream media outlets reported the proceedings in a desultory way, only the British Financial Times bothered to connect the insider dots related to Cohen. Reporter Matthew Garrahan wrote that Cohen, a Comcast executive vice president, happens to be one of President Obama's financial "bundlers." He also hosted a fundraiser for 44 at the EVP's home.

US Senator Al Franken (D-MN)
(Image: wikipedia.com)
Comcast and Obama are cozy bedfellows. The FT noted that, since 1989, Comcast's employees and PAC gave more campaign contributions to President Obama than any other politician. It should be noted that Comcast and NBC merged during the Obama presidential years. Today's Comcast-TWC shotgun marriage hearings in the Senate notably did not provoke any substantive pushback from the solons, except from the former entertainer and current senator from Minnesota, Al Franken. Unsurprisingly, Cohen did not think the merger would lead to any consumer savings. However, he did chat up the potential for "innovation" that the Comcast-Time Warner Cable smerge would supposedly generate.

Whenever a media or tech company uses "innovation" as their justification for rate or price increases, one should be suspicious. I'm curious just what "innovations" Comcast could reliably project as a result of the merger. Just don't expect the US Senate -- and certainly not the Obama Administration -- to ask that question.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

"Smart" Car Tipping Fad Noted in Bay Area

Flipped "smart" car, Bay Area/April 2014
(Image: nbcbayarea.com)
The first time I spotted a so-called "smart" car, I thought it was a gag. The vehicle barely seated one person, and left precious little space for anything larger than a handbag. I had seen smart-car sized products when I lived in Italy. They were small then, and they weren't any larger in their Americanized, Selfie Generation iteration.

Owners of current smart cars might have to lock up their prized four-wheeled possession, if a recent northern California trend is a harbinger of things to come. According to a report from NBC Bay Area that was reposted in zerohedge.com, the intelligent vehicles have become the target of pranks in which the cars are flipped on their sides or on their roofs. Judging from photographs, the smart cars certainly look pretty stupid in their overturned condition.

The reason for smart car flip fever -- and the perps' identities -- are unknown at this time.

Monday, April 7, 2014

Anointing the "Selfie Generation"

Image: mashable.com
The "selfie" phenomenon could not simply rest on its dubious laurels. An article in today's online version of the BBC used a headline that included the phrase "the selfie generation." Now an entire age group will endure a characterization that sounds good but means little.

Selfies have been around as long as people have been making images. What's different about this current crop of autoimages is the ability to immediately store and transmit them. At its most shameless, the selfie phenomenon conspires toward vulgarity (witness the tasteless exhibition supposedly groovy world leaders put on during Nelson Mandela's memorial service). At its best? Well, call me when we get there.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

High Roller Ferris Wheel Opens In Las Vegas

Night view from High Roller ferris wheel
(Image: vitalvegas.com)
When one thinks of Las Vegas high rollers, one imagines excitable dice players shepherded by sharp-eyed wise guys through plush, over-the-top venues. (Martin Scorsese's Casino nicely captures the flavor of that era.) Well, the one city that truly never sleeps (sorry, New York) has challenged expectations, as a sales manager might say. On Monday, a new ferris wheel called High Roller opened for business in Vegas. According to a piece in the Chicago Tribune, the 550-foot wheel of fortune offers arguably the best views of Sin City money can buy. And yes, the ferris wheel is definitely a pay-to-play event: the cheapest ticket to ride is $24.95. You'll need to add another ten bucks for an after-dark experience.